Black Friday. Biggest US shopping day of the year, treated like a holiday. Stores open up in the middle of the night and offer sales. People stream in from their homes, some never touching their beds, packing tote bags full of circled ads, hand-held television sets, and a will as strong as any athlete […]
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Big Box Zombies
Breaking News: Zombies have been seen using big-box stores to meet. The implications are grave, with possible strategy sessions for infiltration and takeover occurring during these Z meetups. This article breaks down an analysis of what’s happening and makes recommendations for nipping further outbreak in the bud. The scene: Milling about somewhat aimlessly, several […]
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