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You don’t just need a one-time tip sheet or short course.  You want and deserve the time of a devoted professional who can guide you through the process of entrepreneurship – you need a coach.  My business coaching services are designed to help you achieve the success I have and carry what I teach you everywhere you go.

I guide my coaching clients through successful strategies and steps no matter where you are in your entrepreneurial journey.  Does your second venture need a lift off the ground?  Are you just starting out after a job loss?  Is your online presence not converting?  These issues and more can be resolved with a great coach, and I am here to help you succeed.

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Quality Business Coaching Services Can Make Or Break A Venture

Going it alone, I had to learn everything or seek out mentors.  It was excruciating, but I am passionate about business so I powered through.  You might not want to kill yourself trying to reinvent the wheel, and I sure wouldn’t blame you for saying so.

image: business coaching servicesAs my entrepreneurial adventures grew, I was able to seek out the paid services of professionals only in small bites.  I was tireless, and I found some famous mentors through what sometimes felt like grit alone.

They taught me awesome techniques I still use today.  I use what I learned on my own, in school, and from such coaches and mentors to bring in passive income even now decades later.  I spend a lot of time by the pool while the pre-qualified leads roll in by themselves.  I don’t hire any staff to do this work for me.

My business coaching services can help you achieve more free time and flexibility in your day, a steady stream of new prospective clients ready to hear from you, and much more.

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Q Drops The Truth

The mainstream news recently fumbled the ball by unintentionally drawing international attention to the phenomenon known as ‘Qanon.’   From those citizens of the world who didn’t already know about the Q-level military intelligence operation, search engines exploded with queires.  Oops.  But the corporate fake news is stupid, even while they follow a brilliantly evil agenda to disinform The People.  If you recently learned about Q drops or Qanon on the news or in the paper, you are most definitely being lied to.  The Q drops are no theory, but rather they reveal a real conspiracy being perpetrated against children around the world.  In this show I share with you the Q drops from today that illustrate this.

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What is The Matrix Hiding? Interview With Thomas Althouse

What is The Matrix hiding?

Is there something even darker than Mr. Smith lurking in the film? The story depicted in the 1999 film captivated audiences around the world, bringing us into a computer-simulated illusion keeping its human characters from the terrible post-apocalyptic truth.

In the default world after the SARS-Cov2 panic, followed by the ANTIFA riots, the world sprouted fissures that sent citizens into red and blue pill camps. After months of isolation, I reached out to make connections amidst all the chaos, and synchronicities and chance meetings guided me forward. One of these led me to conduct this interview.

While many, me included, think of the film as a sort of documentary, I had always dreamed that one day I would get to ask the writer where the idea came from, what the symbology really means, and a number of hard-hitting questions related to research for a creative project of my own. Not for the first time, my vision became a reality when I was introduced one day to the man featured in this interview.

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An Easy Passive Income Investment

A Passive Income Investment You Can Rely On

When looking for a passive income investment that’s right for you, there are a few things to consider.  It’s important that the amount of work involved is low.  You want to be able to enjoy your free time, time with your family, etc.  And the money needs to flow in while you sleep,

In uncertain times, there is one way to assure that the money you earn keeps its value.  What’s the point of making it if it goes down in value due to inflation?  You need a passive income investment you can rely on, in troubled times as well as good times.

image: passive income investmentHow to Use Silver and Gold As A Passive Income Investment

When you think about exchanging your fiat currency (U.S. Dollars or other bank notes) for real money in the form of precious metals, you may not consider this an investment.

Using fiat currency to buy physical silver or gold remains the only way to fully protect your assets against inflation, devaluation, or an economic crash.  These metals never go below a certain value and tend to gain value over time.  Buying silver or gold allows you to rest assured that you will have the money you need when you wish to use it, no matter what happens in the world economy.

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There is a way to use gold and silver to generate passive income while protecting your core asset.  You have the option to make an income while also replacing your unstable fiat dollars with permanently valuable precious metals.

To learn more about how to protect your wealth while earning passive income, take a tour of this opportunity by clicking the button below.

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What is the Mass Media’s Role in Creating Trauma During the Coronavirus Panic

What is the Mass Media Doing to Create and Sustain Panic and Trauma During Coronavirus?

All some people have during “lock down” is the black box and its endless stream of “urgent updates” about Coronavirus.  But are enough of us going to be able to disconnect from “the news” to consider what is the mass media doing to our mental and emotional state as a population right now?  

An ally of mine shared via email with a group of about 25 activists that she heard a trauma psychologist on KPCC say about the so-called pandemic that, “Altruism builds Resilence after Trauma.”

That word, trauma, stirred in me a response that I felt called to share.  I replicate and expand a bit on this response here and hope it finds you.

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Business Copywriting For Increasing Traffic To Your Website

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Thank you so much! I wasn’t sure how quickly this would work, but I got my first inquiry in only three days..and it turned into paid work after months of drought.” – Jean R., landscape mason

The analytical email I get now from Google are radically better..more visitors than I’ve ever seen!” – Gina S., boutique owner

With decades of writing experience working with a plethora of B2B industries, I have found THE uber-effective method of increasing traffic your website needs to generate real results for your business.  I have made business copywriting an art of weaving keywords and content together to create an informative and web-crawler friendly site.

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By honing in on how to effectively and creatively use the most popular content management system, WordPress, I set up optimal SEO.  Optimized with expertly-researched keywords for increasing traffic, your website goes from taking up space on the Web to bringing new customers to you.  Generating  long-term increase in organic site traffic is my forte, and has brought big jumps in stats to many struggling sites.  After many years of experience in the business copywriting field, I have a ton of wisdom to offer, no matter what your industry or target audience.  You can count on my years of WordPress development and search engine optimization to get your site booming with traffic.

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You may have been burned in the past by copywriters who promised the world but couldn’t even return an email or phone call.  That just doesn’t happen with me because I put you, as my client, first.  I am always quick to respond to questions and problems and deliver great customer service.

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Black Friday

Black Friday.  Biggest US shopping day of the year, treated like a holiday.  Stores open up in the middle of the night and offer sales.  People stream in from their homes, some never touching their beds, packing tote bags full of circled ads, hand-held television sets, and a will as strong as any athlete to win.

Only on Black Friday winning is about grabbing the sale items before anyone else.  Each year, at least one person is trampled to death somewhere in the United States on this corporate holiday, by other shoppers more eager to get their deals than respect the lives of shoppers with less of an iron will than theirs.

A group of 4 or 5 friends grabbed a video camera, a still camera, and a voice recorder and stayed up ’till dawn in order to interview these people while they waited in lines at the Malls and big stores for Black Friday.

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Big Box Zombies

Breaking News: Zombies have been seen using big-box stores to meet.

The implications are grave, with possible strategy sessions for infiltration and takeover occurring during these Z meetups. This article breaks down an analysis of what’s happening and makes recommendations for nipping further outbreak in the bud.

The scene: Milling about somewhat aimlessly, several shoppers were observed recently in Wal-Mart displaying behavior indicative of infection with the zombie virus.

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